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	Main Forum - Rape Ex Machina - Search - Next Good News and Bad News Rape Ex Machina 07/29/10, 15:47 0 The good news is that I got confirmation that the laptop I bought for my son made it over there just fine. The bad news? She claims he already has one and doesn't want mine and furthermore has revealed to me that she is now some kind of Muslim fundamentalist. She literally sent me a list of rules of things I'm not allowed to talk about with him. This includes speaking poorly of any religion or religious figure, not condoning co-habitation or premarital relationships (which means specifically that she does not want me to talk about my girlfriend of 11 years that he has a half brother from) and not condoning or appearing to condone same sex relationships of any kind. These are not the values I want for my son, but I've agreed because she has finally decided to get a new sim card for the cell phone I sent him over a year ago and that she claimed was broken and is suggesting that if I agree to her "rules" that I might get to call him sometime. So, the laptop is apparently being shipped back to me. Thanks to everyone who gave advice on this or hooked him up with a game (apparently he isn't allowed to play video games now). I guess the next question is how the fuck do I handle a Muslim convert ex? Next Reply - Reply With Quote Good News and Bad News (Rape Ex Machina) 07/29/10, 15:47 RE: Good News and Bad News (ebola) 07/29/10, 16:20 how old is he again? (mumbly joe) 07/29/10, 16:28 11 (Rape Ex Machina) 07/29/10, 16:49 i don't suppose there's a way you could devise a super secret code for you two. (mumbly joe) 07/29/10, 17:18 RE: Good News and Bad News (Ahimelech) 07/29/10, 17:37 It's probably a really bad idea! (Xiphias) 07/29/10, 18:22 can you imagine if POEN all got together and whipped up an A-team style caper? (mumbly joe) 07/29/10, 18:36 I am crazy and smart enough to abduct a child. Count me in! (Xiphias) 07/29/10, 18:40 I'm pretty good at reading directions, so I can cover that part! nt (Ahimelech) 07/29/10, 20:07 My arms are strong enough to subdue a child. Now who has a van? (gotterdamm) 07/29/10, 20:43 Isn't someone around here a bouncer? (SRP) 07/30/10, 01:00 RE: can you imagine if POEN all got together and whipped up an A-team style cape (ebola) 07/29/10, 18:47 My abilities aren't really useful in this situation (thebaronsdoctor) 07/29/10, 18:51 Coincidentally, my abilities are PERFECT for this situation (Noober) 07/29/10, 18:56 The perfect solution is to partner us together (thebaronsdoctor) 07/29/10, 18:58 everybody's useful (mumbly joe) 07/29/10, 18:59 I'm a risk manager (JohnnyBoston) 07/29/10, 21:53 I'd make a great lookout because I am completely average in every way! (Phil) 07/29/10, 22:04 Dibs on moral support (Turtle) 07/30/10, 01:41 No, but I can imagine reading the article about it here (Ouroboros) 07/30/10, 01:49 I have powerseed (Justice Scalia) 07/30/10, 09:17 Xiphias and Solartungsten lead a team of middle-class white dudes on power trips (ninja related crimes) 07/30/10, 13:17 The cost is fairly prohibitive. Up to half a million for the usual "recovery". (Rape Ex Machina) 07/29/10, 21:19 Sounds like a lucrative business, and marginally safer than selling drugs. (JohnnyBoston) 07/30/10, 07:46 Read the Quran & Study Islamic thought. (nage) 07/29/10, 18:35 see that's what i'm talking about right there. (mumbly joe) 07/29/10, 18:37 See? This is awesome. I'd love to hit her back with some of this. (Rape Ex Machina) 07/29/10, 21:21 RE: See? This is awesome. I'd love to hit her back with some of this. (rroach) 07/30/10, 13:02 Sufism. On a serious tip. (Tuan Jim) 07/30/10, 10:11 Man, do you document this stupid shit? (Bored) 07/30/10, 08:16 seem to recall that he had taken such steps already (dorje) 07/30/10, 13:44 RXM definitely mentions having gone through the Hague Convention (Bored) 07/30/10, 13:58
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